I’m going to try not to use the P word too much in this post, as tempting as it is as that would be taking the Pee but urine has actually had a long history of practical uses especially in medicine.
None other than Pliny the Elder back in Rome recommended fresh urine for the treatment of “sores, burns, affections of the anus, chaps and scorpion stings”, while stale urine mixed with ash could be rubbed on your baby for what we would now call nappy rash.
In early-modern Europe urine went on to have even more uses with pioneering French surgeon Ambroise Paré noting that itching eye-lids could be washed in the patient’s urine provided that it had been kept “all night in a barber’s basin” first. The father of chemistry, Robert Boyle, advised certain patients to drink every morning “a moderate draught of their own urine”, preferably while “tis yet warm”. He also performed numerous experiments with human blood and urine including using both as invisible inks and noted how the latter was highly valued by dyers;
As disgusting as this might sound, Thomas Willis who was then the richest doctor in England instructed a young lady to drink her own warm urine against “extreme sourness” in her throat.
Of course many of us are familiar with the old idea that urine works as some sort of antiseptic even now if you’re stung by jellyfish. Back in 1550 the Italian doctor Leonardo Fioravanti bore witness to man’s nose sliced off in an argument, and promptly urinated on the fallen organ before stitching it back on. The man apparently went on regain his sense of smell.
Henry VIII’s surgeon Thomas Vicary recommended that all battle wounds should be washed in urine; and others advised the same for potentially gangrenous ulcers, or poisonous bites and stings. Being sterile when it leaves the body, urine was then a far safer cleaning agent than the kind of water typically available at the time which is why of course so many people drank drinks like mead and ale.
In 1666 the physician George Thomson was recommending it against the plague; I’m not sure how effective it might have been but given that London had the highest mortality rates due to the Plague in the world you might conclude… not very but probably better than again Thomas Vicary who thought tying a shaved but living chicken, “behind first” to a plague sore might help.
Urine even has a place in French history with its seemingly endless preoccupation with perfumes. In 1671 the chemist Matte la Faveur was patiently collecting vast quantities of unadulterated child’s urine (“about sixty pints [from] little children who drink very little wine”) to make a volatile salt from it which could be used by the rich such as on the 13th June 1685 when Madame de Sévigné told her daughter of how, “for my vapours I take eight drops of essence of urine”. Because she was worth it no doubt! It’s interesting that you don’t see these perfumes advertised by the famous Parisian perfumeries.
Urine was also used freely in France for cleaning hats whilst in London it was used almost on an industrial level in tanneries to soften leather hides. The famous Idiom Piss-Poor can refer to a rather shoddy job at doing something such as writing this blog post but originally if you were piss-poor it meant you were so poor and without skills that your only source of income was to sell your urine for use in the leather trade.
The Elizabethan surgeon William Bullein advised those “whose faces be unclean” to wash their skin with “strong vinegar, milk and the urine of a boy”.
In 1675 The Accomplish’d Lady’s Delight in Preserving, Physic, Beautifying, and Cookery told of how one’s own urine was “very good to wash the face withal, to make it fair” and in some remote areas of Britain even in the 20th century babies would have their faces wiped by nappies soaked with their own urine which was apparently a good way to prevent acne according to some and some ladies still do so today.
Thankfully my mother would only dab a tissue with her own spit before wiping my face clean, not quite as bad but still a bit archaic and it makes you wonder how far we have come from Roman women who would rub human excrement onto their faces as a beauty treatment and the sweat and oil of gladiators for bravery.
It wasn’t just those combatting the plague who used urine in a matter of life and death, British soldiers during WW1 famously used cloth patches soaked in their own urine as rudimentary gas masks (the ammonia in the urine counteracting the chlorine in the gas). Whilst not in any way a laughing matter on a lighter note in The New Confessions, William Boyd’s errant hero, John James Todd, has a memorable experience of this when, as night sentry, he yells a gas warning and produces a collective deluge of urine (and urine-damped faces) – only to then find that he has actually sighted nothing more poisonous than a drift of thick mist.
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…and then of course there’s the use of urine on compost heaps, and bathing ones feet in it to cure chilblains! But even more important is it’s use in WW2 when urine from people who had been treated with penicillin was collected to recover excreted penicillin at a time when need outstripped production
…and then of course there’s the use of urine on compost heaps, and bathing ones feet in it to cure chilblains! But even more important is it’s use in WW2 when urine from people who had been treated with penicillin was collected to recover excreted penicillin at a time when need outstripped production
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Wow, that’s fascinating about the penicillin situation. I didn’t know that. It takes “make do and mend” to a whole other level.
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You do take the p*** Stefano! 😉 Another great post! Xo
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Thanks Ekaterina. You’re comments never p*** me off! 🙂
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Piss poor, now I understand! As ever, another absolutely fascinating chronicles!
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I’m so glad you enjoyed it. I resisted making a Pee joke in my reply!
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You certainly cover a wide range of topics. A very interesting read.
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Thank-you. Yes I do jump from topic to topic!
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